Questions for SM Entertainment
Dear SM Entertainment,
I’m a long-time listener of the mostly poop you guys release. Because I’ve been listening for so long and have spent so much time, money, and effort on your products, I had a couple of questions I was hoping you guys would be able to answer!
Is that all there is to f(x)’s comeback? Is it that hard for SM to show some understanding of cohesion? Is “don’t start something you can’t finish” that hard to wrap its head around? Does SM have no artistic standards? Does nobody in SM ever feel bored of their own shit?
Do the creatives at the company ever go to work and despair when they have to draw storyboards for music video #4564, which looked exactly like music video #4563? Do you guys even bother making storyboards when you film every music video the same exact way?
How come you guys are capable of making artists at your label outsiders within their own group, but can’t seem to understand the vocal, consistently negative feedback about your videos? Are you guys selectively deaf?
What the FUCK is everyone so busy fucking doing that they can’t be a little more ambitious with their work?
Is there only one person working on everything that comes out of SM? Did the person who dreamt up the “Pink Tape” teaser get tasered for thinking too outside of the box? Did SM punish that person by slapping the person in the face with a giant box? Is there a mythical box being in charge at SM? Did SM have a fight with all other shapes in the universe?
Do you think f(x) fans are stupid? Are f(x) your playthings? Are you unfeeling and callous when you create projects for f(x)? Do you have no consideration for any of these girls’ careers beyond fulfilling whatever sadistic machinations you dream up in your box?
Please answer back at your earliest convenience! I’d be happy to take answers over phone or by email as well.
Thanks for your time and I look forward to hearing from you soon.