Bonamana 101


Yes, this is the defining Bonamana screencapture.

I’m going to say straight off the bat that,

1. This song is uninspired.

2. This video is amazingly lazy, even by SM standards.

3. The lyrics are elementary.

4. Yoo Young-jin needs to take a HUGE vacation and step away from SM studios for a while. Come back with a few new beats, and then we’ll talk. In fact, he and Teddy should vacation together.

BUT. The song’s choreography makes up for everything.

I was really, really, realllllly unimpressed by the video — I downright disliked it — but I also know that Super Junior tends to spend a lot of time on crafting choreography for their songs. They have the advantage and disadvantage of having 13 10 members. On the one hand, it still looks like a circus when they perform on stage. On the other hand, they get to incorporate cool stuff into their dances because they can break the 10 membered group into mini-groups during the dances.

This is one of the most high-energy dances I’ve seen in Kpop. I get such a rush of adrenaline after watching them dance to this song. A lot of the moves are “??????” and look wild and flail-y but I DIG. I dig everything. I dig the Egyptian walks, the backward-bent kicks, the LAME harem pants. It’s really 70s feeling for some reason, total disco stuff. There are even moves in there that look like moves you would make if you were completely socially inept and completely body/tone deaf and you wanted to fake like you could dance. But it’s all cool.

You know what else I dig?

I DIG KYUHYUN.

He’s sliding across floors, crotch thrusting, participating in dance breaks. WHAT IS GOING ON.

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  • jaesu17

    OMG YES I was ridonculously confused when he was in the dance break, even more confused than when he was in the dance battle earlier in the year.

    also – this move was simply……amazing. so hot, kyu http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv300/glaides/tumblr_l2agj9V3Ft1qzdtebo1_400.gif

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  • missyu_who

    I totally agree with you jaesu17! I had to pause the video during the dance break b/c I was like, “Who IS that?! That can’t be…OMG Kyuhyun!” What IS this? Heh. The crotch thrusts though…heehee. I’m giggling, I’m giggling. I think this is going to be another study break song for me (I used to watch perfs of Sorry Sorry during study breaks to give myself a pick-me-up).

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  • oreoreo

    lol i think the word to sum it up is ‘craptastic’ in the best possible way
    the MV is so ridiculously good in its bollywood, disney-style musical (i swear i saw multiple moves from aladdin in there) B&W blatantly lazy glory
    as always for me, eunhyuk’s dancing, kyuhyun’s singing (and this time his moves too) and leeteuk’s underlying presence do it for me

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  • cattey

    Leeteuk!! He has muscles?! I didn’t even know that before. Did he start working out after Super Junior promotions?

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  • m

    Not so surprised about Kyu. I saw him in Super Show and apparently, he’s now part of the “dance princes” of Suju. The Suju boys had to make a reshuffle of their groupings now that they lack 3 members. And though Kyu still needs few more practices to reach Hankyung level, I have to stay, the boy is getting super slick on the floor. He’s come a long way since the “U” days when he was still messing up steps. So yes. If he continues doing this awesome smex-filled dancing, there’s a big chance he’ll never get exempted from military service. LOL.

    M

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